The Kencha Saga-4 The Drunken Master…J

The Kencha Saga-4

The Drunken Master…J

Fifth sem…Room changed from 23 to 27…a rainy night…we just covered ourselves with necessary warm clothes which any intruder who gusted inside our hostel can easily say…”Yeah this is rainy season & guys do feel chilled out of cool air kissing every end just anywhere outside the room” . Most of us stayed in room till tummy alarmed evening spicy mirchi bhajis or the famous Benne Dosa…J Well, in this prospects Davangere is as sweet as nectar inside un-pollen flower from which we bees suck the nectar every evening without fail…J every hostilities and rest of the lifes in the same state would have gone crazy for the spice & taste they provide for this famous two eatables…Readers…I strongly recommend you all to taste the origin n pure Benne Dosa atleast once in a lifetime. Well now in this busy mechanical world people might have no time to send their parents to Kashi or Rameshwara…atleast send ya parents to Davangere to enjoy the feast..LOL (Bit more exaggerated I guess LOL). Sorry to deviate …I cant stop writing or stop my excitement when I just remember those chilly evenings stuffed with hot benne dosas & mirchi bajjis…J

Lets invade our Kencha now… J Well it was around 11.12 pm…door was locked apparently and someone came close to it to knock it. I opened door. It was Kencha again. I thought he might have lodged himself in some room counted between 1 to 50 except Room 7 which was allowed for Secretary to sit and do his homework. But my mind was rambling with a thought of why he was sweating in that cool season. Well thoughts got derailed out of good thoughts & caught the evil train and started thinking…Did he…..aahh…No no…this was bit more evil but never say anything haha…becoz it was Kencha…haha..He can do anything…LOL..Yes almost anything…J But I just couldn’t surrender my thoughts with some evil assumptions…So I unleashed my fights of good and evil thoughts by spitting the 4 letter and most hated word “WHAT” on Kencha’s face. Kencha absorbed it as cool as you suck the first sip of soft drink which eventually evaporated with his hot bulky body which was already sweating. His ears turned to his favorite red. He kicked his rolled bed..stretched blanket to some of the length & breadth…& buried himself as if he cant withstand the night anymore and was eagerly waiting for the next sunrise. Hmmm my thoughts travelled all along the possible thin n red lighted paths to any fair ideas. Well I had to wait 7 more hours to get the real or may be atleast near to real answer. I hit the of upper head of switch n pulled the blanket to secure me out cold till morning. Kencha was lying with half covered and half betrayed out of blanket. I was worried basically. Well I was his roomy. I had to help him out for anything. Well for anything & everything it was still 7hrs I had to wait. I even turned off my thoughts and hugged all possible sleep that was lying on each corner of the bed.

Morning 7 rays itched the most sensitive eye and holded the tiny protective hairs of eye striving to pull the eye lids to see the world again. Well it was always almighty’s decision to open the eyes atleast after the hot ball peeps from window. Well I somehow opened my left shutter & tried putting my first vision on my mighty roomy Kencha. But where is he..???? The bed rolled back to its default position. He was already awake. Oh…m I drunken…??? I turned all my 55kg mass and opened second right searchlight also…well it hardly needed to search a astroidic body weighing 135lbs of live load without any accessories fitted over his eggy body. Hmmmm…Where is Kencha???? I pushed back overloaded head back on pillow.

Minutes later Kencha made his entry to room with short towel rolled his half of lower half…J Readers…Please don’t imagine now…J..guess what…haha he always had a sweet catwalk all along the lengthy corridor with around 78 steps to reach the door of room 27. Atleast 50 steps were cleanly absorbed by the neighbor gal’s hostel and Kencha was the first and early morning treat for them…J. Well with a red bucket stepping inside with my slippers as he lost his slipper last night in some undefined world.

My mind alerted the same 4 letter word and I grumbled him WHAT.. well it was not as easy as of last night to suck into….He had to rebound something. Without taking much seconds he rebounded WHAT with a sour smile.. I asked what happened last night……His sour smile changed to some bitter stretch of lips and bended to take the clothes out of his bucket. Then he said what he did exactly last night. I told the happenings…Hmmm he had a sigh of relief. Then he said he had 5 shots…!!!! Oh my God…!!! I rambled…blood gushed in all possible veins in no time with high pressure opening all possible ways open the evil thoughts…!!!!

I asked shots..??? Is it…????? OOOoooppsss… No he cant be that weird… I cant say him weird also.. Its not his mistake…His age…and his class… wherein all 100% beautiful gals of college had 10% were worn-out scraps and unfortunately all 10% seated in his class only. He was bugged off of his class and college. Well that might be also a reason…It was all thoughts in my mind…but still…somewhere my mind was crunching to grab the full information from him…I asked what 5 shots..???? Is it..something…???? He saw question marks on my mind and took a eraser and erased everything saying 5 shots of TEQUILA.. OOpppsss…my mind was not that matured that time to think what exactly tequila meant…. Still evil thoughts ruled mighty brain saying that tequila is a name of a gal and Kencha had 5 shots with a gal called tequila. OOooopppsss..now its time for me to sweat lol…J

The day went in carrying tons of doubt on my tiny brain. How can he move out of limits..???that too at this extent..!!! Its not possible…there was a war of good & evil in mind crunching every second. Well it was not false that I had seen him sometimes some natural ups n downs of heeps and much of motions after lying. But all that was natural when the age comes to picture. But this..???? is it true..??? Am I concluding in right way???? couldn’t come out of this jail of thoughts. Hmmm evening 5.45pm…we both gathered in same place as we met early morning…LOL our room only…J I atlast turned on the nozzle of cylinders of pressure that I loaded on my tiny brain from morning…and asked who is that Tequila…It sounded like Ayesha Taakia….He had a gasp n busted a cloud of laugh saying that it’s nothing else than alcohol…LOL Well Kencha with alcohol was also a shock for me as I never new till that day that he also sipped ethane and related proportionate till that day…LOL..My mind cylinders bursted out and was not less than the Tsunami waves bursted few years back…LOL… He later said he is used to it since he was class 12^th…J well his parents also never knew this it seems…J

Clouds around me cleared and we both stepped for another benne dosa & mirchi out there…J

Friends sometimes really share things which shall not be shared with parents also,..LOL Well friends like me share it with world and make someone like Kencha… A unique identity..LOL…J

The Kencha Saga-3 Rain Water Harvesting

The Kencha Saga-3

Rain Water Harvesting

The second sem already stepped into our rooms & colleges bringing all its new books that we exchanged with each other and made suitable photocopies that’s needed to get prepared for next sem end exam wars. Well this second also brought some un-swallowable heat to the hostel and to the rest of the city. It is not like un-swallowable but there would hardly any saliva left to swallow once the sun would rise to wish all ‘Good Morning’…Haha… it was the worst hit of heat on our backs and during those days there was no other way else than doing something really crazy which either no one can except else than we hostilities. Dear Readers… If you have gone through my previous blogs…by this time you might have come to know what my next topic is all about and with what I am connecting Kencha in this blog…J

Hmmm…Is it ???? You got it…????!!! Yeah….you are right… Its related with Kencha & Rain water harvesting…LOL…J!!!! Kencha ….don’t fire me from Manipal…LOL no worries I will finish off ya saga until Vidya gets back home so that you might be safe of all threats that’s going on in your mind that they might take place if she reads it all. Haha… All natural calamities that might occur between the four walls of your home sweet home is considered …. planned systematically and neatly executed at right time also considering risk factors at my end LOL…J Being Planning Engineer its my duty to perform or atleast plan the activities to yield optimum result with minimum risk factors in the mere future care…LOL J.. C’mmon man…You need to be proud of me of being such roommate of such a loveable pal who is sitting in some corner of the globe and making the world and penning down to make u localized in this big home called WORLD…LOL!!! J

Well let me not deviate a lot… Coming to point ..my might roommate never used a single separate cake of soap for his showers. Well my idea is not to say that he used more than 1 kind off soap in single bath … J but I mean to say that he always use to get a bunch of 6 Santoor soaps calculated accurately 1 per month haha…J if at all sometimes he took showers more than once a day becoz of more sweat n untidy days…the next day or the substantial Sundays would helped could consolidate his over dozed showers…Ufff what a MAN he was…calculated each atom that can be seen felt or existed physically around him. Haha this was a time to save something more than what he expected to be…J Well because of such gallons of heat filled all wells ,ponds, lakes around mere vicinity…It quenched its thirst with lot many more gallons of water and made the water table to exist at much deeper depth. Well that was all about underground activites. Let me focus what was happening above the ground haha…Haha though Kencha was popularly called “Undergrounded”(BHOOGATA what we called in kannada) has atlast had one genuine reason to come out of den… & that is for showers. As calculated he was with a bunch wrapped in single bounty sticker saying 1 soap free with rest of 5 soaps… JHaha calculative there also….But this time it worked more than what he might have calculated also. As becoz of less water out there …it was hard to move to bathrooms daily with bucket and soap in hand daily infront of 100 plus unshowered bachelors for more than a week…LOL J Well its really hard and embarrassing for him also…J For that reason only he also joined the Rainwater harvesting group of our hostel and smelled nasty day by day…J well deos always helped to some extent but this guy calculated it as a waste to invest on deos and I donno how he survived without smelling better haha…J he hardly wore anything called shirt in hostel as there was no way we could see him out so there was absolutely no need to be also…haha…infact he never stayed in our room also…always wandering to other rooms n would have got settled if he was caught up with any novels there. Night after 11 or 12 was his entry to native room. So I was safe from all his undeodised fragrance of his liquid outcomes. Well we also participated in this rainwater harvesting but really couldn’t compete with Kencha. At the end of second sem He was left with 10% soap in this soap case with 4 more left in his mammoth trunk. That means he used only 1.9 Soap for all these 6 months of second sem. As the showers were not regular we can say as per his calculation…He used only 1.5 soap regularly and 0.4 as approx extra soap needed to clear off hard layers of sweat & dirt. So ….1.5 soap meant for as 1+0.5…that means 30+15=45 days of bath in whole sem of 180+3=183 days. That mean to say One shower every 4.067 days…J…He was happy and strong until he steeped up to his native after this long nasty sem. Great Kencha….!!! J he consistently did this long term experiment with risking his own life for 6 long months and proved the world that Man on an average of taking bath once after every 4 days keeps him still healthy and glowing without any considerable damage.

Kencha I really got some good words for you. Now after coming here to gulf I have enlightened them with this message of saving water…they were all astonished and really following the tips that I gave based on your real time experience. They are grateful to you for this worthful experiment you did for them. See the consequences. We never dreamed also that those days will be this fruitful one day ….LOL J. Well I have showed them your pic and they do praise you all the time. You will really get a warm and red carpet welcome if you sometime wish to come here…J I have kept such an image of yours in these gulf region….!!!! J

Atlast what I all want is to spread ya glory to whole world…LOL J..You should be proud of your roomy for spreading your glory to world J….Let me come back with lot more in forthcoming blogs….LOL… Take care all…J

The Kencha Saga-2...The dark Terrace...!!!

The Kencha Saga-2

The Dark Terrace

It was me, Jetty & Kencha… slow & steady run created for out friendship but being in same room it got lot of things to discuss and guess what we discussed lot about our mere past.It was always Jatti to start with & me to end it. This double faced chap used to nod his head for all positive rankings on his side and shut his mouth of rest of the time. May be he had nothing positive to say about his mere past…LOL…J That even till date he never mentioned…..Haa may be atleast he would have lied something J

We studied a lot. Honestly in 1^st & 2^nd Sem… we really studied a lot. We were actually stunned with the syllabi or just may be the book. We had 2+ books to be referred for the same subject and same marks to earn. As out college was under Kuvempu University.. It was no single bible for each subject as VTU had.. L that was sad thing to say.. L. As in first & second sem we shared same subjects we had few flexibility to discuss and what else…haha night outs near exam time was a common practice. But we enjoyed those night outs. Probably not in those days. But yeah as of today those night outs are better than today’s day work in between the corporate walls…LOL.

This guy never seen out else than college time and when the bell rang to eat at hostel central...He was also known to be called as Undergrounded for being absconding between friends…haha.. I don’t know what all he read all the time… But I can say one thing…How much I read in whole engineering… he completed in earlier two semesters only. He always put his mind on google search to hunt each and every page of any novel that could be readable. He was such a freak in this matter I can say. I guess he even collected the novel that was lying orphaned in dustbins also. He even use to take books from library in other’s account. This can lead you to say what a freak he was about novels. I honestly being his roomy never stolen a single word from his library of novels. Uuuufffffsss… I was tired to see him reading like that…I never read a novel before nor even till now…!!!! But this guy have read the novels that’s sufficiently for next incarnation. Hmmm this was all about being good…J

Now let me turn to other side. Lets spice up a bit… Sorry Kencha this much only I could help you to drive you in good way…I guess I tried to add each possible word that could make you praise among the friends… I cant lie anymore… J Let me come to some reality that you played all around these years… J

It was a daily routine for us to take some fresh air after food. All we use to do is get onto floor on the terrace and absorb the fresh air with the freshers in the neighbor ladies hostel…lol J I think that’s one of the reason to be absconded. But I enjoyed movies and as to respect my room no. I watched 23 movies in theatres in my first semester. Hopefully busy in watching movies. Nevertheless I also .. not only me even other batchmates also came on dark terrace to watch the angels & devils on the other side of the road. This is quite normal but we were lucky J . After all a busy day.. it was time to cool n relax eyes out of hot sunlight n dusty roads. Everything was ok… but only one man can really deliver hourly lecture on what he saw even for a half n hour was this great gizmo freak Kencha. He had a hidden talent to grab people on his side and explain all biology, history, physical science of those gals that he saw on the dark terrace into simple understandable manner. Even though he always said that his class is filled with only scraps and no use of being sitting hours to sit in same class…. JHe still managed to see the beauties around him and most incredible thing was the way he use to explain them.We used to think what a dumb we are…J but Kencha was genius in this. He liked gals in RED. (This may be a good tip tp Vidya). I don’t know but he was real freak of RED. He always use to wear red shorts, used red towel, most of the shirts had atleast some traces of red. His red fever is still hot and the Picture above can tell you how much true I am J… He never use to speak much. But when he spoke no one else shook their lips. That was specialty of this little Jeeni.. J At this point of time… its no surprise to say that he is the first guy in our batch from hostel to get married & hold the flag of victory of being sweet Papa. Oooppppss too fast & furious…..!!!! J