Sunday, June 16, 2013
Me & My shadow..!!!
1st October’2011, 11:36 hrs,
Procession of series of sweat lines made their own route to flood till feet..Those feets which were busy in thier metabolism towards a new unseen place called Royal Enfield showroom. Minutes later Sweat over head was num with the happiness around…from bottom of heart to peak point of a about to fall hair to the tip of the toe-nail… Guess what… I was About to book my dream bike…My Beast… Honestly telling I never got such a close view to see the beast in my lifetime as it was not adviceable to see any other’s bike so closely or termed as a educated behavior…!!! J
I saw all the variants to every inch it shined & every minute I spent there in the showroom…Then started dreaming of the day when really I could hold my own beast with my own skin, muscle & bone… J
As I stood near the beast… its silence mumbled something in my ears which hardly anyone else heard..!!! It said… “I need to be more Muscled & heavy to handle it..” The whole night same words ate me raw & I decided… I shall hit the doors of Gym next morning…!!! But next morning was Sunday…& also Gandhiji’s B’day… J How can I miss my sleep & his B’day pulling mammoth weights & play hilarious gestures to really workout to some extent..!!!
Week rolled on…Reasons rolled in hand in hand..& both hands made me never see the longer & shorter hands of a analogue clock stretching 5am.
27th July’2012, 18:47 hrs,
Weeks rolled on to Months…& the day came when my mobile sobbed out to say something special…!!!! It had only 6 wonder words to say… “Your Beast is ready to collect.. J” And the whole world looked so pampered…. J. The same night … The same words played in my ears… I could barely build my tummy & everything remained same… L Next day I went with a friend of mine to grab the beast and he helped me in to land it near ma home…!!! My later task was to pull it into home fence & make it feel secure…!!! The 185kg Beast was quite heavy for me to shake it raw..!!! Putting all my un-dissipated energy from every corner of the body… I finally placed the beast to its place… J. I and my shadow… took a oath that night…. That I need to move on… I must get into some shape atleast to match & add some contributes to the beast for its mass & size…!!!
The next morning..!!! Both myself & my shadow couldn’t find way to think that we are suppose do some workouts atleast… As muscles & bones called off out of pain…!!! Then after daily oaths, commitments went in conflict with myself & my shadow…!!!
08th February’2013, 8:43 hrs,
Sixth Month on flow after the Beast has landed & No doors of Gym I found open for me…Hilarious but true..!!! J My long beard had something to grind my thoughts and give a new flavor & look to the ever-exposed part of the body..!!! I started having a C dumpedJ Myself & my shadow were also convinced a bit thinking there wont be any further conflicts or contradiction in their respective opinions….!!!
24th May’2013, 13:53 hrs,
I strongly believed I am the same old man with same length & breadth but 1 Re coin into the weighing machine turned everything into a catastrophe….!!! Days later I checked again in another machine with another coin…!!! Result was same..!!! I was blown up by 5000 gms… & tummy was loosing its geometry..!!! Again Myself & my shadow came into existence instantaneously… !!! Oath was mumbled within to schedule a walk for next day.
Same day evening I was caught with cold & related stuffs….!!! Uff.. My state was pitiable & No sensible homo-sapien in this world will dare to go walk in a chill morning with running nose & stuffs…So that day also got into futile ..!!!
01st June’2013, 6:30 hrs,
Finally the day came atlast… There were too many reasons tried stopping me But the strong will inside never repelled from its focus... After having long conflict in mind for
I had one tough candidate who use to walk with one-half leg but use to move like pebble out of stretched catapult…J I tried all perimeter… but then thought why to hurt a person who has come over here to show the caliber under Physically Handicapped quota J.
1000mtrs plus walk towards home made me perspire….Legs felt increase of kelvins…I thought its normal symptoms of a athlete who re-starts his warmout after a decade… J
By evening I was worthless than that Physically handicapped guy in park…!!! Fever hugged me at mid of the park…without my notice…& even another’sJ The Myself & My shadow who use to take oath at every circumstances of life…were found absconding…!!! I was left alone with the pain & kelvins…!!! I was left clueless & days after understood that the mother nature itself is not in agreement for my decision..!!! Then why should I go against it J
So there after… I killed Mr. Myself & Mr. My Shadow…. J Now leading a comfortable life J
Friday, June 7, 2013
All characters in this story are real & alive J No imaginary elements are involved to turn out the fancy of the story… Inspiration being the same guy who plays the lead role in this story & his hangover situation during my last blog… J
Sem ….was about to end & henceforth my Engineering was on the matured stage of its 4 years…J I was much to peep out & less to work out as we were at the end of our education journey. Attended a campus interview few days back & was free out of internals & assignments..!!! so myself … paper …pen ..stayed on a vacation & I had something to plan…!!! J . And this is a cult followed in every Engineering College J..!!!
Its been four years since I heard anything from my schoolmates who stayed in different hostels which was situated in different parts of the state..!!!! Well… What else could be better than to meet those innocent pals whom I left from class 12th to the preset day..!!! It was a sentimental scene then…when we all betrayed after being together for 12 long years right from class 1..!!!
Now …on the present day… the world looked differently after four years….!!! We were on with the feathers & colors…seeking to reach heights of sky…J.. I planned a round trip of Bagalkot to Dharwad where I could congregate much of my mates of beehive of my childhood days..!!! There I set tour & travelled all the way to friend’s dens… J
I went Bagalkot first… found some of my boys…. Later went to Dharwad SDM college campus..!!!! Story begins here.. J there were guys gathered to rejoice… J Myself, Pande(Pavan), Jagga(Jagdish), Satii(Satish), Harsha & the Hero of the show…Patri(Prateek).
This gang fairly looks & ideally suited to make another Hang Over movie J …where Patri plays role of Alan Garner J (My fav J) who hardly knows what he is gonna do next moment J..!!!
We all had tons of talks… flashbacks… gossippsss….bla bla blaa…. In between suddenly my phone glew up with a unknown number…!!! Sometimes Unknown numbers do have something to trill about & awaken the dead soul..!!!
I received it & It said that I was selected in the campus interview that recently took place in our college..!!! & the gang around glittered up like a Diwali crackers bundle bursting out with a gasp of joy prevailed in every corner of the room…J We planned a treat that night.. & at that point of time Bachelor treat always resembles to flooded party under color lights around..!!! We all gathered few bikes & here it went…..vrrrooommmm…. straight to a unknown destination crossing railway lines passing narrow streets … towards a place where we planned to celebrate..!!!
We all assembled at the place where in we could get all required things to make the time colorful & memorable… Everyone ordered their own choices..!!! Some said beer…some vodka… Some never settled for Wine…!!! Patri’s brand was Wine..!!! he ordered a small bottle of Wine… which was nicknamed as pint.. J Me & Pande had to settle for soft drinks… L the odd man out of the group…L
Then the party begin… Flooded with spicy snacks & Al-chos….. J. Forty Five mins later… boys started rushing restrooms..Me & Pande enjoying the scene & provoking their thoughts to ouff out craziest desires & dreams lol….Its almost 2 hrs… & One by one started muting themselves from party… But the fair strong contender was out Patri… who was with his Seventh bottle of wine Twigling & Oscillating onto the directions all around… But still repeating the same dialogue what he started at hi first lick... J “No kick in wine…So I prefer wine… I am still strong…” & putting fullstop everytime with a weird smile…J Hmmm…. In next 9 mins he ordered one more bottle … & was unble to sip the lower half…. & the head smashed the table… J This time mouth was jobless, sound muted…& Head told the rest of the message.. J We often forget that Silence also speaks thousand words… But Patri showed it Live… J
Somehow found him till the opening with two lateral supports on either sides… came to the darker outside world….Stretched one of his leg up on the bike… I backed him up from back..!!! J He was sandwiched between two of us… J Whenever I see the scene… of Amir & Kareena carrying Postmaster on scooty.. from 3 Idiots… My days re-reaps like anything J..
Later Part-2 was yet to come… Reached hostel & dragged him to his room…. Cleared the bed to find the bed… & made him lay down… The Wine impact was yet to happen…And the time came atlast… & he pumped off everything like a fully Automatic washing machine will throw of the soapy water after wash J… He found the floor more comfortable bed & we kept a bucket nearby … for his further coarse of actions J
The next morning I left out to my place & Patri came alive by evening…. J The Hangover was just down for him… J Pretty small scratches made him look & remember … he was down last night..Although he was shocked a bit to find it on his face… but it was either a much familiar one for him when often he use to lay down.. J
By then…..I often re-collect these moments & becomes a reason to cheese my mood with spice J And dear readers… If you can really recollect Kencha & his series, Hangout remains in common as both were good friends in their school days …J So obvious & most eligible Part 2 of the past Hangover J
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Once Upon a tym in 2nd Semister..!!! J
There is always a reason to laugh on our yesterdays…!!! J No matter what the person is today…he is still better than his yesterdays..!!!
Well my last blog was a far off yesterday…where in I was focused to look onto my past when I was between sand dunes..!!! Its been almost 2 yrs to re-gather the some clarity & space to think of those days & find the right thread to catch the fish of old memories.
Banged …!!!!Uuuuuufff … Hot summer under Non-AC 3.8mts height RCC roof had something to say at 11.15 hrs on one of the routine Tuesday morning. It was time to step inside after leisure at our University of Brahmappa Devendrappa Thavanappanavar College of Engineering. We… as usual had something to mumble in between towards each other & towards opposite poles that sat on the other half of the class. Gazing gesturing towards the other part was a part of settling down on benches & atlast time was set to face a unforeseen calamity which was least expected in the classroom in few upcoming seconds.
Mr. Nataraj ….our honorable Mathematics-II Lecturer had his left leg into class with bundle of Internal Assessment paper in his left hand & heavy Mathematics-II book served in his right. Everyone’s eyes got gulping around to find the Temperature rised with certain degrees & pulled the sweat out of pores of every open & closed skin. Moisture inside mouth was like dried up Oasis. The simple reason for this natural calamity in class was…Maths Internals –II had a disastrous end a week back & that day was result day for the same which could reveal who had flooded & who got survived.
Papers got started distributing like some pomplet for a evening show. Crowd started moving towards the lecturer as & when he called out the names. Many received Single figure & many more received nothing but just a answer sheet that was submitted. Clinch of gitters able to surpass the first double digit. Target was for 25 & to get the starting double digit itself was a Herculean task. Don’t know with how many wives he fought before setting the question paper.
All papers sub-ceeded among the students. No stretched lips around. Atmosphere of a funeral prevailed to every second person sitting beside. Lecturer congratulated on this funeral & made a announcement…. “Those who has scored below min double digit…are suppose to pair with their parents or brothers/sisters next day”. It was a cruel assassination of students without even asking the last wish..!!! L Mine had all every possibility of getting over double digit…But just missed & draped at 9 collective marks…. L Actually 9 is my lucky Number. But here…it was not enough to do the magic…!!!
Unfortunately I had no Predecessor or Successor in my life to witness next day..!!!Being in hostel with a distance of 210 kms apart from parents…I had no clue or good reason to invite my parents on this auspicious occasion..!!!
It took 20 long years for my father to realize that I can do Engineering. But we were born Engineers. We have solution for everything. Gururaj S. Bubby… A Medicine guy..!!! stayed at Room 29… suddenly had too much affinity & became more closer than my own brother… J So… Doctors helps when child gets birth… J But a Engineer creates a Brother timely when required… That is the power of an Engineer J Another unbeatable truth is… this power limits creating brothers only… J
Hmmm the next day …. The ceremony day was on… My forged blood relative ..My Male Angel with two pieces of glass over nose & a white shirt to make sure he won’t loose counts on no. of spits he could catch out of his tongue … J It was like some poor guy from earth has gone to hear a verdict at Mars..!!! J
Poor Bubby… stood like a god from start to end of the session. Session went from 10-15 mins…. Atlast henceforth came to some treaty.. had a brisk smile on each other’s face … retraced there opposite paths….!!!!
Lecturer was on a satisfaction of spitting out his fire out like a angry dragon spilling out its fire storm..Bubby was on way home as it if there was a Tsunami at Mars..!!! And myself was floating over river band of chocolate J !!!
Next two more internals was good enough to score over 20+ & keep a healthy double figure on the triumph card by the end of the sem…!!! J Parents were happy with the end result..!!! Mr.Nataraj was happy after spilling fire…!!! Bubby was happy after absorbing…!!! I was happy throughout…!!! J This is the beauty of Hostel life … J Everyone was happy all the time J Miss those days really for sure ..!!!